Welcome to the Evil Plan

Corporate Greed has gone too far, and now we’re going to use it against them.

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We intend to use Private Equity Firms' methods of monopolizing industries to attack Private Equity itself. We intend to prove that small companies can outcompete billion-dollar Corporations and that Free Enterprise is still alive and well.

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While Corporations are trying to find every way to charge more and provide less, we’ll take over the market by instead asking how we can create the most quality for the cheapest price.

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This gives us a lower profit margin, but without spending anything on Executive Salaries, we can still expand.

Everywhere we open up, we’ll be affordable and high quality. While corporations are expanding through leveraged buyouts, we’ll expand by being the best game in town. We’ll bring back the affordable life from decades ago that we all miss.